Welcome To The Lair
Of
Fang-Face DreamWeaver
and
The Encyclopedia Michael Nellis

You enter here at your own risk
Should any of the material contained herein
be deemed by you to be offensive:
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In fact, should any of the material on my site offend you, you are probably a religious extremist. In that case, I invite you to invoke the biblical injunction and pluck your eyes out. Frankly, I'd pay good money to see that.

In the event that you are not a religious extremist or censorship fanatic, you will probably find the material on this site to be intellectually stimulating. I don't expect you to agree with all of it, of course, and I freely invite your dissenting opinion and open discourse. The only caveat is that you must disagree with me intelligently.

So, if you are mature enough (not necessarily old enough), to read "bad" words without flinching or to consider "harmful" ideas or the opinions of others without whining about how much they scare you, "Speak Friend and enter". If you are one of those drippy-nosed, malodourous perverts who thinks everyone who isn't as "holy" as you are should be put to the fire and the sword, take a hike. Preferably off the nearest cliff.

By the way, your site is ... let's see: at some entries I laugh (hysterically), other entries are jaw-dropping - but overall, and most importantly - it's the ultimate in looking into the mirror of humanity. Bless you for all the time, energy and love you give to this site. --leslie, 29 Mar 2004

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