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APPENDIX 17: TAGLINES

BORG TAGLINES:

• Assimilate my shorts. Borg Simpson.
• Borg Burgers: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
• Borg, James Borg...Licensed to Assimilate.
• Buffy of Borg! Prepare to be, like, TOTALLY assimilated!
• Dave & Becky Borg: There Goes an Assimilation!
  --Barbara Jernigan
• Flanders of Borg: hididdlydo, It's time to assimilate, neighbor.
• Hello neighbor, I'm Mr. Rogers of Borg. Can you say assimilation?
• Hi. I'm Rooney of Borg. Ever wonder why resistance is futile?
• Hi, I'm Tim The Tool Borg Taylor. Just let me assszzzzzzzttt!
• Hindenborg: Hydrogen is irrelevant......oops, guess not...
• I am Burns of Borg. Smithers! Assimiliate them!
• I am Cat of Borg. We will assimilate your shiny things.
• I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is futile!
• I am Drunk of Borg. Resultance is floor tile.
• I am Dyslexic of Borg; prepare to have your ass laminated, resistance is floor tile.
• I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to be asphyxiated!
• I am Foofoo of Borg, prepare to be bop...er, assimilated.
• I am Garfield of Borg: Your Lasagna has been assimilated.
• I am Garfield of Borg. Lasagna is irrelevent.
• I am Hamlet of Borg. To be or not to be is irrelevant.
• I am Homer of Borg. Iambic pentameters are irrelevant.
• I am Loreena of Borg: there's no way to prepare for this.
• I am Madonna of Borg - taste is irrelevant.
• I am McGarrett of Borg. Assimilate 'em, Danno!
• I am Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated.
• I am Pokemon of Borg; gotta catch 'em all!
• I am Sajak of Borg; RES_STA_CE _S F_T_LE.
• I am Stoned of Borg! Resistence is like, like, I ferget...
• I am Tweety of Borg. I tawt I attimilated a Puddy Tat!
• I'm Bob Villa of Borg. Welcome to This Old Assimilation
• I'm Mae West of Borg. Come up & assimilate me sometime, Big Borg.
• We're Cagney of Borg, see! You Doity rats'll be 'similated, see!
• We're from the IRS. The Borg have nothing over us.

NSA KEYWORD TRIGGER TAGLINES:

President Clinton bombs in Peoria

Lining White House with plastic explosive move, says Hilary Clinton

Al Gore has good name drug through AK-47 scandal until saved by heroine. Tabloids to take crack at next target after making hash of news story.

President blown away in tropical storm; yacht found 300 miles off course

Senator Hilary Clinton explodes myth of female limitations

Colt discharged at President's ranch; Mare & foal doing fine

Echelon's capability blows away intelligence community

CDA doesn't die in oval office but is killed at Supreme Court

President blows $357 magnum of champagne

Character assassinated presidential hopeful buried by voters

Danger: Tagline -- handling this device could cause it to explode and kill you

TRIBBLE TAGLINES:

• * This is a tribble. @ This is a drunk tribble.
• * This is a tribble. % This is a tribble on drugs.
• * This is a tribble. _ This tribble is toast.
• * This is a tribble. *) This is a left-wing tribble.
• * This is a tribble. (* This is a right-wing tribble.
• * This is a tribble. # This tribble is, like, square, man.
• * This is a tribble. & This tribble is knotted from tension.
• * This is a tribble. ! This is a tribble on a diet.
• * This is a tribble. ~ This is a tribble doing the wave.
• * This is a tribble. ? This is the Hunchtribble of Notre Dame.
• */ \* A Jedi Tribble and Darth Tribble
• * <----Tribble.EXE . <---TRIBBLE.ZIP

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